Meow Year's Resolutions, Eh!

Purrs and Meows!!  Boo Man here to countdown the end of 2011 and make my list of New Year's resolutions.  Here we go!

1.) Increase snoozers by 35%.

2.) Decrease kibble noms by 2% while increasing salmon by 5%.  Time to balance out my carbs and my proteins, eh!

3.) Help Niece find my nice new Canadian flag collar Santa brought me.  She's really starting to get annoyed now, eh!

4.) Shed less and foof more.  I gotta keep it lookin' rad on this hockey body, eh!!

5.) Demand more belly rubs and fewer squeezer hugs from Niece... but not after noms and salmon.  That makes me wanna have a yak attack, eh!

6.) Help Niece with her  homework so she can manage my blog and Twitter more.  My fans are getting restless.  If she keeps slackin', I'm going to have to cut back on her loonie and toonie meow manager pay, eh!

7.) Finally catch that cheeky little laser dot - what a HOSER!

8.) Win the 2012 regional staring contest so I can move onto nationals.

9.) Watch more hockey... which may make Resolution #1 tough to achieve. (Here I am celebrating Canada's hockey gold medal in 2010!  I was doing the hockey happy dance, eh!)

10.) Demand respect of my rad hockey body at the vet's office.  I'm defensive fluffy not offensive fat.

Hope your 2011 was faBOOlous and here's to a whiskertastic 2012, eh!!

Pawsitively yours,
Boo

Kitteh In Need, Eh!

Boo Buddies with a Buck or Loonie Needed!


The roommates and I have it pretty good around here - we're blessed! But not all kittehs have it so good. This one little kitteh without a home has been very sick and is now undergoing some treatments to feel better! However, her rescue group and foster huMum need some help.

Soccer Balls and Hockey Pucks, Aye!

While soccer is not as popular in America as it is in places like Europe and South America, our house seems to have many tiny sponge soccer balls in various colors. Keebler loves to play with them. I however, find them quite strange and I avoid them at all costs.



I'm thinking there's a hole in the cat toy world. They don't have any sponge hockey pucks! Now that I would play with! I'll have to start working on that as soon as I'm done napping in the sun, eating kibble, doing my laser workout, and laying on all the couches... dang I'm a busy guy!



Pawsitively Yours,
Boo

p.s. I've been trying to place bets with Keebler, Newbe, Lila and Frankie for the Canada/USA gold medal hockey game, but no one here will take my Loonies!

What a Loonie Toonie Day - and I'm not talkin' currency, aye?

Well here I am at the computer, writing my new blog (which I might add makes me sleepy). Today has been a strange day, aye. First I had to get in that crazy plastic box I'm not overly fond of. The only things I like that are plastic and in the shape of a box are litter boxes! Then, I went to the airport with my human sister Gloria. I like her, she's pretty fun! But a cat at that airport - that's pretty crazy, aye?

When I found out I was riding in luggage where I had no drink service, no snacks, and no movies, I was pretty upset. I would have enjoyed a Garfield flic ya know.
However, I snuggled in and just waited for it to end. When we arrived, it was hotter than a Chinook wind or a fresh baked Timmy Horton doughnut! Yikes! I met my other human sister Karen again, and my human niece. My Mama talked about her a lot and her kitties in Las Vegas... waaaaait... that means, I'm in Las Vegas! WHOO HOO! This place is supposed to be super fun! Don't get me wrong, I love my life in Canada, but come on - it's Vegas baby!

Anywho, it appears I'm gonna be livin' with Niece. That's a good thing. She emailed my Mama and they had lots of cat chat over the years. I think she knows how to spoil a kitty from what I've heard. That's somethin' my 17.5 pounds of furry self is gonna like!

I had a pretty good ride in the car to my new home, even though my water had spilled and I was wet. And when I got to my new home, I had a whole big room to myself! It has new bowls, a new bed, a fresh litter box... is this what they call the high rollers suite?

At 4:30pm I got a full brushing. I think it's part of the spa package here. And I had some kibble in some custom made bowls. Talk about F-A-N-C-Y.



Well, I think I have to go check out the sweet view from my room. Maybe I'll check out the rest of the resort in the coming days.

Pawsitively yours,
Boo
(now known as Uncle "High Roller" Boo)