1.) Increase snoozers by 35%.
2.) Decrease kibble noms by 2% while increasing salmon by 5%. Time to balance out my carbs and my proteins, eh!
3.) Help Niece find my nice new Canadian flag collar Santa brought me. She's really starting to get annoyed now, eh!
4.) Shed less and foof more. I gotta keep it lookin' rad on this hockey body, eh!!
5.) Demand more belly rubs and fewer squeezer hugs from Niece... but not after noms and salmon. That makes me wanna have a yak attack, eh!
6.) Help Niece with her homework so she can manage my blog and Twitter more. My fans are getting restless. If she keeps slackin', I'm going to have to cut back on her loonie and toonie meow manager pay, eh!
7.) Finally catch that cheeky little laser dot - what a HOSER!
8.) Win the 2012 regional staring contest so I can move onto nationals.
9.) Watch more hockey... which may make Resolution #1 tough to achieve. (Here I am celebrating Canada's hockey gold medal in 2010! I was doing the hockey happy dance, eh!)
10.) Demand respect of my rad hockey body at the vet's office. I'm defensive fluffy not offensive fat.
Hope your 2011 was faBOOlous and here's to a whiskertastic 2012, eh!!
Pawsitively yours,
Boo
