Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Dear Santa, Eh!

Dear Santa,

I don't need anything for Christmas. I just wanted to remind you that the kibble is off limits for you, the elves, and that gaggle of reindeer.  

However, Vegas can offer you a lovely buffet option at a reasonable price with a slot card.  You need some protein anyway, eh!

I'm watching you Santa!

Merry Catmus,
Boo Biggins 


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