Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Scary Things, Eh!

Niece and The Boy brought home an alien machine. I mean I understand bringing home new cats that need homes, but let's not go crazy here, eh!

When it gets angry it turns orange inside and gets all hot. I think it could melt whiskers! Its outside is metal with a hard black protective suit. It also has these big glowing green eyes!! I can't believe they've let it into our house!!

It's super freaky... and when it is hungry, you have to feed it through its slots - and it has FOUR of them. That's just creepy. It seems to only eat carbs, which does make us happy because it doesn't want our tuna or salmon.

It appears to have a name. It is "Ken More". I guess it's a boy, if alien machines can be classified that way.

Here's a photo... I hope it doesn't scare you!!

Keebler said she'll stay up at night and make sure it doesn't try to take over the kitchen, especially since that's her "crib".

Pawsitively Yours,
Boo Man

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Pet Food Heist, Eh!

My roommate Keebler just found the greatest website ever for anipals everywhere on the internet. It's called Petflow and they deliver any kind of pet food you want to your human's house!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!! So here's what we all can do, eh.

1.) When your owner is asleep, have one heist team member sleep with them (purring of course to distract them) while another sneaks into their wallet and gets their credit card.

2.) Then when your owner is at work the next day, get on their laptop (because it lets you sit on the couch of course) and go to Petflow's website and order the goods!

3.) When the UPS man comes, and you're done being freaked out by the doorbell, have one kitty from the heist team hoist another kitty up to open the door and then scoot the package inside.

4.) Use your claws to open the package AND "discard" of the evidence. (Shredding is a kitty's specialty.) For me I'm going to have to rely on my heist mates as I left my claws in Canada.

5.) Then store the food in all those places we hide when our owners can never find us. (Even though I'm "fluffy," I can still find places to hide!)

Remember though, we don't know how to use can openers so get food that comes in bags!

Pawsitively Yours,
The Boo Man and his Heist Posse

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Thanksgiving, Eh!

You know what I love about being Canadian but living in the U.S.? I get TWO Thanksgivings! Canadian Thanksgiving is coming this Monday, October 11th, and United States Thanksgiving is Thursday, November 25th. Whiskertastic, eh!?

According to Wikipedia (which I think should be called Whiskerpawdia):

Canadian Thanksgiving is a celebration of being thankful for what one has and the bounty of the previous year. For me that would be my bounty of salmon, kibble, fluffy couches, and brushings.

American Thanksgiving is also a harvest celebration started by the Pilgrims and the Indians. Today, Americans are thankful for parades with giant balloons, football, pies, and pants that stretch when you eat too much - but my favorite part is being thankful for post-turkey-eating naps!! See humans go into food comas when they have turkey for dinner, and that's when us cats climb up and snuggle tight. Or if you're Keebler, you wait until they fall asleep and then steal turkey legs from the counter.

I would like to wish all of my Canadian friends a great Thanksgiving on Monday and all my American friends a wonderful 2 months of hockey until you eat turkey and pie. *MOL*

Pawsitively yours,
Boo a.k.a "Nap Master Biggins"

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Get To Blogging, Eh!

I've had a lazy, lazy summer. I know my fans have wanted more Boo Blog and less nap time, but nap time is just so darn good, eh!!

I like to think of summer as my hibernation time, especially here in the desert. I consider it a way to save energy as I require less air conditioning if I'm not running around. Obviously my roommates think the same thing. Here is what I like to call "Snoozefest". That would be 3 of my roommates taking a snoozer.

This summer also seemed to be the year of the hot paws. I'm finding that we all had to stick a leg straight out and get some air on our feets! Here are a few examples:

My tube socks are obviously warm...

Keebler usually keeps her legs warm with her tail, but she had to let the one leg out for some a/c!

Newbe likes to sleep in a round ball with her feet pulled under, but as you can see, she was having kitty hot leg syndrome too!

Finally, Frankie decided she needed a little air on all those extra toes while watching television.

I think the only kitty who didn't cool a leg this summer was Lila or maybe it just didn't get caught on film. WAIT! What is this? Hot off the presses it's a double leg cooling by none other than Lila!!

Well folks there you have it - a summer full of kitties coolin' their tootsies! Here's to keeping our toes warm this winter. Can't wait!

Pawsitively Yours,
Boo Man


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