Saturday, February 27, 2010

Soccer Balls and Hockey Pucks, Aye!

While soccer is not as popular in America as it is in places like Europe and South America, our house seems to have many tiny sponge soccer balls in various colors. Keebler loves to play with them. I however, find them quite strange and I avoid them at all costs.

I'm thinking there's a hole in the cat toy world. They don't have any sponge hockey pucks! Now that I would play with! I'll have to start working on that as soon as I'm done napping in the sun, eating kibble, doing my laser workout, and laying on all the couches... dang I'm a busy guy!

Pawsitively Yours,

p.s. I've been trying to place bets with Keebler, Newbe, Lila and Frankie for the Canada/USA gold medal hockey game, but no one here will take my Loonies!

Friday, February 26, 2010

Shout Out, Aye!!

I gotta give big Canadian love and a shout out (otherwise known as a Boo Blast) to my Boo Buddy Kathy for coming up with the ingenious nickname for my Twitter link! It's called "Boo's Twitter Box". GET IT?! Twitter sounds like LITTER! MOL (MEOW OUT LOUD!!!).

That's good stuff right there, aye!!

Kathy has 2 cats and a dog that also get a Boo Blast. They are Kibbles, Crookshanks, and Fox. Here's a photo of my funny Boo Buddy!

Have a pawsitively awesome day!

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Twitter, Aye?

Hey everyone!

Hope you've enjoyed watching this year's olympics in Canada. It's been very exciting.

Even more exciting is I joined Twitter! Now I can write more but write less all at the same time. Come following my adventures at:

Plus how could I not love something that has a bird as a logo and uses the word "tweet".

Tweet you later!

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Olympics In Canada, Aye!

I'm so proud to see Canada on the television every day with the start of the 2010 Winter Olympics. It's very exciting! I just wish they'd televise the 2010 Winter Kitty Olympics! I realize that our games don't bring in the big sponsors (even though I'm pretty sure Tim Hortons would jump on board because every cat owner loves donuts), but the events are quite exciting. Check them out:

Catnip Mouse Curling - a catnip mouse is pushed across the floor and kitties use their paws to scrub the surface and get the mouse to its final destination. Disqualification occurs if the mouse has a googley eye ripped off.

Cat Couch Jumping - after a short run to gain speed, kitties soar through the air and have to clear the couch and land on the other side on all 4 paws. The wipe outs can be quite dramatic.

Cat Cross-Kitchen Racing - because the loud noise of starting guns scare us, the race is kicked-off with the clanking of plates. Kitties then take off, crossing the vast kitchen and all of its obsticles to arrive first at the finish line where tuna is disbursed in lieu of medals.

Cat Luge - after a hardwood floor is prepared and cleaned, kitties run and lay down, front paws out, and luge across it. Like the human luge, spinning out of control is not a good idea.

Cat Bobsled - a team of cats run together, then the first cat stops and the others crash into him causing a pile up or as the trainers say, a perfect "choo-choo train effect". If the cats can maintain a line formation and slide all the way to the finish line together, they win.

Cat Figure Skating - only the most graceful participate in this event spinning in circles and maintain composure on any slick marble tile surface. This one is my personal favorite.

In the spirit of the games, I'd now like to sing our Canadian Kitty National Anthem. Please rise...

O Canada! Meow!
Our home and native land! Meow!
True patriot love in all thy sons command. Meow!
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free! Meow!
From far and wide, O Canada,
We stand on guard for thee. Meow!
God keep our land glorious and free! Meow!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. Meow!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. Meow!


Your Canadian Gold Medalist in Awesomeness,

Sunday, February 7, 2010

My Workout Show, Aye!

Hey Everyone!

Check out the pilot for my new series "Getting Fit With The Boo Man". I'm hoping to shop it around to a few networks. I'm not sure if FitTV will pick it up or Animal Planet.

As you can see, there is no equipment required, so it is perfect for any stay at home cat. All that is required is a laser beam and some open floor space. (Boo Man laser beam currently seeking patent and manufacturing.)

Finally, as you can see by my slimmer and trimmer figure, it has proven results!


p.s. The camera adds 10 pounds for humans and 1.25 for cats. So I'm even thinner than I look!

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Better Make Sure I've Got No Tan Lines, Aye?

Greetings Boo Buddies!

I can't stay long because I have a tanning appointment over at the window seat in a few minutes, but I just had a drop a blog posting to say hello! After the big rainy week ended, we've had nothing but sunshine and clear skies. Niece and The Boy say that we should enjoy it now because come May it will start getting too toasty. For us cats though, we love warm sunshine. Every morning when I wake up, I say the kitty sunshine poem:

"Sun, Sun
You are so fun
When you arrive, I always run.

You toast my head,
You toast my feet,
You even toast my window seat.

I love your glow and your rays
They make me happy all my days.

Now get to warmin' and get to cookin'
Cause when I'm with you I'm super good lookin'!"

>>>>MOL!!! (Meow Out Loud).<<<<

Ahhhh, I love that poem.

I hope everyone is doing great! In addition to getting incredible tanning time, I'm also losing weight! I look so good it's a wonder I haven't been asked to star in my own television show yet... maybe someday soon.

Pawsitively yours,
The Boo Man

p.s. Maybe I should get some sunglasses...


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