Meow Year's Resolutions, Eh!

Purrs and Meows!!  Boo Man here to countdown the end of 2011 and make my list of New Year's resolutions.  Here we go!

1.) Increase snoozers by 35%.

2.) Decrease kibble noms by 2% while increasing salmon by 5%.  Time to balance out my carbs and my proteins, eh!

3.) Help Niece find my nice new Canadian flag collar Santa brought me.  She's really starting to get annoyed now, eh!

4.) Shed less and foof more.  I gotta keep it lookin' rad on this hockey body, eh!!

5.) Demand more belly rubs and fewer squeezer hugs from Niece... but not after noms and salmon.  That makes me wanna have a yak attack, eh!

6.) Help Niece with her  homework so she can manage my blog and Twitter more.  My fans are getting restless.  If she keeps slackin', I'm going to have to cut back on her loonie and toonie meow manager pay, eh!

7.) Finally catch that cheeky little laser dot - what a HOSER!

8.) Win the 2012 regional staring contest so I can move onto nationals.

9.) Watch more hockey... which may make Resolution #1 tough to achieve. (Here I am celebrating Canada's hockey gold medal in 2010!  I was doing the hockey happy dance, eh!)

10.) Demand respect of my rad hockey body at the vet's office.  I'm defensive fluffy not offensive fat.

Hope your 2011 was faBOOlous and here's to a whiskertastic 2012, eh!!

Pawsitively yours,
Boo

Hit The Jackpot, Eh!

Greetings!

It's Sunday, but there is no sun today. Not one ray, eh! It's cloudy and windy and cold.

I however am having great fun inside playing with our kitty jackpot! The Boy's grandparents send all family kitties $2 each at the holidays. In Canada, $2 comes in a coin called a Toonie. Here in the U.S., it's a silly looking bill that not many humans use at the stores. Crazy, eh!



As you can see, we have $10 because there are 5 of us! It's been so exciting to sit with my roommies and wonder what we could do with all this money. A tub of catnip? More cans of salmon? A new set of fuzzy mice? The possibilities are endless!! Because my roommates are sleeping, I'm currently in charge of watching the Christmas Jackpot.


Since I'm so large, I'm in charge!! *MOL*
I love the smell of U.S. money, eh!

Oh! A kitty meeting just got called. I think we're taking a vote on what to do with our cash. Meow at you later!!



Purrs,
Boo

What a Loonie Toonie Day - and I'm not talkin' currency, aye?

Well here I am at the computer, writing my new blog (which I might add makes me sleepy). Today has been a strange day, aye. First I had to get in that crazy plastic box I'm not overly fond of. The only things I like that are plastic and in the shape of a box are litter boxes! Then, I went to the airport with my human sister Gloria. I like her, she's pretty fun! But a cat at that airport - that's pretty crazy, aye?

When I found out I was riding in luggage where I had no drink service, no snacks, and no movies, I was pretty upset. I would have enjoyed a Garfield flic ya know.
However, I snuggled in and just waited for it to end. When we arrived, it was hotter than a Chinook wind or a fresh baked Timmy Horton doughnut! Yikes! I met my other human sister Karen again, and my human niece. My Mama talked about her a lot and her kitties in Las Vegas... waaaaait... that means, I'm in Las Vegas! WHOO HOO! This place is supposed to be super fun! Don't get me wrong, I love my life in Canada, but come on - it's Vegas baby!

Anywho, it appears I'm gonna be livin' with Niece. That's a good thing. She emailed my Mama and they had lots of cat chat over the years. I think she knows how to spoil a kitty from what I've heard. That's somethin' my 17.5 pounds of furry self is gonna like!

I had a pretty good ride in the car to my new home, even though my water had spilled and I was wet. And when I got to my new home, I had a whole big room to myself! It has new bowls, a new bed, a fresh litter box... is this what they call the high rollers suite?

At 4:30pm I got a full brushing. I think it's part of the spa package here. And I had some kibble in some custom made bowls. Talk about F-A-N-C-Y.



Well, I think I have to go check out the sweet view from my room. Maybe I'll check out the rest of the resort in the coming days.

Pawsitively yours,
Boo
(now known as Uncle "High Roller" Boo)