My roommate Keebler likes to write poetry. Today she released her Valentine's Day prose. Check it out, eh!
Flowers, chocolates, heartshaped dishes - this is nothing we cats wishes.
We want tuna! We want chicken! All of it so furry toe lickin!
See our love is special, given to only peeps who say, "Hi there kitty, wanna eat some salmon today?"
There's no cupid, no Hallmark cheese. Just our cute faces and tail powered breeze.
So when you celebrate Valentine's Day, don't forget.
Buy your kitties noms and treats in a big giant set!