I felt kinda left out of the excitement, so I created a bracket of my own. I call it Meow Madness, eh!
In Round 1, each competitor had half a can of tuna. Keebler rocketed through her fish in mere seconds, while Newbe also powered through her plate. Lila was just too slow and Frankie was spooked by the cheering crowd. We thought Keebler would be disqualified for a yak attack, but she managed to not cough up a hairball. Whew, close call there, eh!
In the final showdown, Keebler was the champion!
In Round 2, Frankie and Lila won the race up the stairs upon the sound of the doorbell. Frankie has always been the strong competitor here with her extra toes. Those magic feet have her well prepared for maxium traction and top-notch speed. Lila has become quite fit in the past year, and she exhibited great form. Keebler unfortunately ran the wrong way and ended up at the door. I missed the sound of the doorbell while I was signing autographs, so I was disqualified. Boosauce, eh!
In the final showdown, Frankie was the champion.
Round 3 was the snooze fest competition. Newbe and Frankie were fierce on the woobies. Each had superior snuggle form and nothing but massive sun puddles to work with. Frankie tried to take the lead by crawling under the covers, but alas it just couldn't beat the narcoleptic Newbe. Keebler couldn't stop tossing and turning, which killed her chances early on. I thought for sure Lila would be strong here, but her snoring was inconsitent, so in the end she just couldn't pull out the victory.
In the final showdown, Newbe was champion.