No Dishes, Eh!

I will not do dishes.  I don't get paid enough for that chore.  I don't like suds on my paws... the only thing I like that starts with the letter "S" is salmon.  *MOL*

Pawsitively Yours,
Boo

Meow Year's Resolutions, Eh!

Purrs and Meows!!  Boo Man here to countdown the end of 2011 and make my list of New Year's resolutions.  Here we go!

1.) Increase snoozers by 35%.

2.) Decrease kibble noms by 2% while increasing salmon by 5%.  Time to balance out my carbs and my proteins, eh!

3.) Help Niece find my nice new Canadian flag collar Santa brought me.  She's really starting to get annoyed now, eh!

4.) Shed less and foof more.  I gotta keep it lookin' rad on this hockey body, eh!!

5.) Demand more belly rubs and fewer squeezer hugs from Niece... but not after noms and salmon.  That makes me wanna have a yak attack, eh!

6.) Help Niece with her  homework so she can manage my blog and Twitter more.  My fans are getting restless.  If she keeps slackin', I'm going to have to cut back on her loonie and toonie meow manager pay, eh!

7.) Finally catch that cheeky little laser dot - what a HOSER!

8.) Win the 2012 regional staring contest so I can move onto nationals.

9.) Watch more hockey... which may make Resolution #1 tough to achieve. (Here I am celebrating Canada's hockey gold medal in 2010!  I was doing the hockey happy dance, eh!)

10.) Demand respect of my rad hockey body at the vet's office.  I'm defensive fluffy not offensive fat.

Hope your 2011 was faBOOlous and here's to a whiskertastic 2012, eh!!

Pawsitively yours,
Boo

Merry Catmus, Eh!!!

Hello Boo Buddies!!

I hope you are all having a faBOOlous Catmus this year.  The roommates and I got together this year and thought, we have a lot of kibble, salmon, toys, and woobies, so we decided to ask Santa to give lots of goodies to those kittehs that need all that stuff!

Niece helped too and made sure that lots of anipals got things they needed.

It was a blessed Catmus, eh?!

Love to all of you.  I'm going to take a pawsome snoozer and get a big squeezer hug from Niece and The Boy.  That's all I need!!

Pawsitively Yours,
Boo Biggins and The Roommates (Lila, Frankie, Newbe & Keebler)

Rockin' The Flag, Eh!!

Hello Boo Buddies,

Long time no meow, I know. It's just been such a great winter for napping that I'm a snooze master! I do make sure to catch my beloved Canadiens when they're on the box the humans always stare at, but they just lost to the Flyers. The Boy was happy, me not so much, eh!!

Niece got me a rockin' holiday gift and said I had to have it now. It's a Canadian flag collar. I look pretty pawsome in it.  She's got good taste.

Niece says I'm a stud muffin - I have no idea what that means, but if it means that I'm a hockey God, then it works. *MOL*

Hope you're ready for Christmas too!  May you have lots of kibble in your stockings and catnip cigars under your tree.

Meho Meho Meho, eh!

Love,
Boo Man

This Will Make You Meow Out Loud, Eh!

This guy is just so funny.  My belly fluff hurts from meowing out loud so hard.  Check it out, eh!

Daylight Savings, Eh!

All my U.S. Boo Buddies (except those in Arizona and Hawaii) observed daylight savings time today.  We gained an extra hour, and after talking to my roommates, this is what we think we're going to do with the additional 60 minutes.

1.) Ask for an addition serving of salmon.  Today is longer than usual after all.
2.) Watch the birds outside (who always forget to turn back their clocks) and roll around meowing out loud at them.  They don't know what time it is!!  HA HA!
3.) Reschedule my visits to the kibble bowl.  My previous schedule was nine visits: 6am, 8am, 10am, noon, 2pm, 4pm, 6pm, 8pm, 10pm.  Now I going to have ten visits: 5am, 7am, 9am, 11am, 1pm, 3pm, 5pm, 7pm, 9pm, 11pm.  I'm taking advantage of that extra hour!
4.) Add 40 minutes to my snoozer schedule leaving 20 minutes to eat, hit the litterbox, get a brushy brush and make fun of the birds.  I'm so organized, eh!
 
I hope you have fun with your extra hour too!

Pawsitively yours,
Boo